I'm Simon Toon. Welcome to my web page.
I like to think of myself as an Artist, Designer, Writer, Composer, Lyricist and Bon Viveur.

I'm afraid I'm a bit new to html.So please bear with me, and give me time and opportunity to improve.

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a few of my favourite

 Lucian Freud

This is one of my favourite artists, I would advise anyone to check out this page, there are links here to other artists.

 LINK: The Backgroud for this page was going to be by Mondrian, but you wouldn't have been able to read the text, however I have included this link to some of his work, which I can assure you, is well worth looking at!

 Take a GOOD look at this site, it is certainly worth a visit, great links to art of every conceivable type.

LINK:Another great influence on me.

LINK:  I introduced myself as a designer, well visit this web page, or if you want to know more about my particular area visit Chartered Society of Designers (South) which is the area I'm responsible for. (I'm afraid this page is temporary)

LINK: THE BLUE HOUSE

You know how it is when you build up a picture of what your ideal true love would be like. For me it would have to be a slim girl, not too tall, with a pretty face, a nice bottom, and a scots accent. And then something comes along which blows away all your preconceptions. Well that is what has happened to me.

I've fallen in love. The object of my affections does not conform to my previous ideal. The object of my affections is actually quite curvy, does not have a scots accent, but has no less than three wonderful voices (two mellifluously angelic and one sassy) all in the Australian accent, plays a wicked lead guitar, and rythmn, and bass, and percussion. The object of my affections makes me cry uncontrollably, and then laugh hysterically in quick succession, has six legs and three tongues, etc., but unfortunately for me, does not fancy men.

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If music could be equated with sex then these guys gave me a multiple musical orgasm.

This is where my girlfriend Jana and I intend to spend some time this August, visiting my Father, and of course listening to The Blue House, who if I haven't already mentioned are F*@?"ing Brilliant !

If you have any interest in stopping government attempts at censorship of the Internet, check out the Blue Ribbon Campaign being put on by the Electronic Frontiers Foundation. If by some chance you don't have any interest at all in fighting for your civil liberties, you may as well leave now and think real hard about what there is in this world that you would be willing to fight for.


Simon P Toon